100 chestii despre mine

1.In primul rand hai sa facem cunostinta:D,ma cheama Elena,dar poti sa-mi zici si Entropia sau Jeeze ca raspund si la astea:D.
2.Sunt majora\:D/...ceea ce de fapt nu e chiar atat de wooow k e the same old shit numai k cik acum esti responsabil de ce faci...
3.Am o sora pe care o cheama Maria:X:X:X
4.Urasc pepenele:-&
5.Dar imi plac in schimb bananele la nebunie=p~
6.Am facut o obsesie pentru "Criminal Minds"(si pentru un actor de acolo,dar asta e partea a 2-a:D)
7.Imi iubesc prietenii foarte mult si as face aproape orice pentru ei.
8.Dar am foarte multe momente de singuratate.
9.Ascult aproape orice gen de muzica.
10.Nu am o melodie preferata,dar mi se face pielea de gaina la cel putin una:D.
11.Nu vreau sa ma casatoresc.
12.Dar vreau sa am copii:D.
13.Cand cant si/sau dansez inseamna ca sunt fericita:D.
14.Imi place sa lenevesc foarte mult in pat dupa ce ma trezesc:)
15.Imi place sa cred k stiu sa gatesc si desi lumea imi zice k asa e mie tot mi se pare k mancarea are un gust ciudat cand o fac eu:))
16.Nu mai stiu ce sa scriu:))
17.Aaa...stiu ca sunt timida,desi nu o arat mai tot timpul.
18.Nu am fost indragostita niciodata pana acum:D...cel putin nu indragosteala aia ca in filme;;)
19.Si cred k nici nu stiu sa flirtez,ba nu..sunt sigura de asta:))
20.Sunt foarte complexata de cum arat.
21.Nu am fost la circ niciodata:D.
22.Stau si o noapte intreaga sa termin o carte daca imi place.(acelas lucru se intampla si cu sezoanele de "la Criminal Minds";;) )
23.Rad la filmele de groaza:P.
24.Am incercat sa-mi tin un jurnal de 3 ori pana acum,dar am esuat de fiecare data:))
25.Ma las impresionata foarte repede;plang si la cea mai proasta scena mai dramatica din cel mai prost film posibil:))
26.Mi-e frica sa nu ajung ca una de 35 de ani pe care am vazut-o la o emisiune/concurs..:-S
27.Nu-mi place cum ies in poze...sunt foarte putine pe care le consider OK.
28.Nu m-am imbatat niciodata sa nu mai stiu de mine;;)
29.Nu stiu de ce m-am apucat de fumat:-??
30.Nici de ce nu pot sa ma las acum,desi consider ca e a waste of time and money:-??
31.Vreau sa calatoresc in jurul lumii:X.
32.Nu ma pot hotari ce anotimp imi place asa ca imi plac toate:))
33.Am plans cand am citit o carte anume.(nu am sa va zic care k o sa radeti de mine cum rade si sor`mea incontinuu:)) )...
34.Am o mama care e de sex masculin:)))...(nu am sa va zic ce explicatie mi-a dat cand l-am intrebat pe unde am iesit:))) )
35.Mi-ar placea foarte mult sa am un magazin de antichitati,o biblioteca numai cu
romane de dragoste sau sa infiintez un orfelinat sau un centru de ajutat femeile abuzate.
36.Inca nu stiu la ce facultate sa merg:-S
37.Inca de mica am zis ca vreau sa ajut lumea intr-un fel...
38.Imi plac la nebunie bebelusii:X:X
39.Urasc ipocrizia...
40.Ca si minciuna de altfel...
41.Am 2 catei:D,dar trebuie sa recunosc ca doar unul dintre ei are dragostea mea neconditionata:D..Jessy:X:X
42.Jessy e special:)),are doar 7 sani..ii lipseste unul sau are cu unul in plus,depinde cum o iei:)).
43.Ma mai cheama si Ioana,dar nu folosesc numele asta decat ca sa primesc cadouri intr-o anumita zi din an:D
44.Tocmai am terminat de mancat o banana:X:X...:))
45.As vrea sa fac bungee jumping,desi cred k in momentul cand va trebui sa sar imi va fi frica,dar tot imi doresc asta:D.
46.Imi place sa rad de pitzipoancele,tutele,cocalarii s.a.m.d de pe hi5:) si sa dau si altora link-ul ca sa rada:))
47.Am fost obsedata de melodia "Smelly Cat" a lui Pheobe din "Friends" timp de 1 zi jumatate,timp in care am cantat-o cam mult as zice:))
48.I love Vama Veche si acum si Vama:X:X:X
49.Marturisesc ca uneori inca ma uit la desene animate:-"
50.Sunt o visatoare incurabila...ma puteti gasi la orice ora si in orice colt visand cai verzi pe pereti.
51.De la un timp nu mai pot sa supravietuiesc fara o cafea de dimineata:D.
52.Tot de la un timp am ceva cu card games:D in special poker-ul:)),intr-o seara m-am trezit ca ma uitam pe Sport.ro la World Poker Tour:))
53.De cateva zile m-am indragostit de o melodie si pe aia o ascult obsesiv:D...mai am pase din`astea:P.
54.Aaaa...mai sunt si pitzipoanca cateodata:-"(imi place cartile din colectia Cocktail de exemplu care sunt foarte tari chiar daca unii zic k sunt a waste of time:D)
55.Imi place sa ma uit la "South Park":)
56.Si imi place de Cartman de acolo,the fat kid:))..."screw you guys,i`m going home b-)":)))
57.Nu-mi place sa scriu chestii despre mine...
58.Pentru ca nu mai stiu ce sa scriu la un moment dat si bat campii:D
59.Nu am invatat nimic pentru bac:D
60.Nici pentru Cambrigde.
61.Imi place sa merg cu cortul:D...de preferat undeva unde sa fie cat mai wild:D.
62.Ma las foarte greu convinsa sa schimb ceva la mine(de exemplu,am fost presata cel putin 2 luni pana sa ma hotarrasc sa-mi fac breton:D)
63.Puteam sa fiu complicea unui furt de pantofi:>...dar nu s-a mai intamplat nimic pana la urma(pt k am mituit vanzatoarea:))...glumeam)
64.Imi place Green Apple,San Francisco si in general toate cocktail-urile astea fresh:X:X.
65.Nu sunt foarte credincioasa pt ca nu imi fac rugaciunile zilnic sau merg la biserica in fiecare duminica,dar imi place sa cred k e cineva acolo sus care are grija de mine...desi nimeni nu a demonstrat k exista:D.
66.Nu-mi place berea in afara de Redd`s si Beck`s:D.
67.De obicei ma ghidez dupa instinct sau iau lucrurile dupa care suna mai bine desi de cele mai multe ori sunt gresite:).
68.Imi doresc sa mor in somn ca sa fie cat mai painless posibil:D.
69.Prefer sa-mi zica ceilalti cum sunt sau ce sa schimb la mine pentru k eu consider k de cele mai multe ori ma subapreciez sau ma supraapreciez.
70.Mi se schimba culoarea ochilor;nu stiu in functie de ce anume,dar uneori sunt verzi iar alteori sunt albastrii-verzui:D.
71.Uneori mi-as dori sa-mi iau viata de la capat pt k mi se pare k am facut o multime de lucruri gresit sau nu le-am facut deloc:-S.
72.Cred k ma plang cam mult:-?...
73.Nu am chef azi...
74.Vreau la mare,n-am fost la mare anu asta si vreau...dar cred k e putin cam tarziu:-<
75.Am chef sa dansez pana tarziu in noapte,pana nu mai pot sa stau in picioare:D...
76.Nu stiu sa inot:D.
77.Mi-as dori sa stiu sa inot..
78.Dar mi-e cam frica de apa adanca:).
79.Nu am carnet de conducere,dar cred k e mai bine asa pt k eu consider k as fii un dezastru la volan:D.
80.Imi plac bilele colorate:D(eu le zic intr-un anumit fel:D,dar nu s eprea poate posta:P)
81.I am still a virgin:Dand I`m kinda proud of it...
82.I am a party animal..pai daca e chef,pai chef sa fie..nu pierd eu vreo melodie;)).
83.Numele blogului mi l-am pus dintr-o ce vroia sa fie la inceput o joaca/prostie sau cum vreti sa o numiti;)).
84.Nu m-am bronzat mai deloc vara asta:-<...
85.Incerc sa termin leapsa asta de cel putin o saptamana si inca imi vine greu sa scriu lucruri despre mine...
86.Cred k sunt destul de influentabila,dar nu mereu:D.
87.Am incercat de vreo 3 ori cu niste prietene sa ne formam o trupa de streetdance si ultima oara chiar era sa ne iasa,dar am lasat balta si asta:(
88.Nu prea am rabdare...
89.Ma plictisesc destul de repede.
90.Nu vreau sa termin leapsa asta sec,dar chiar nu mai stiu ce sa scriu:))
91.Sunt destul de naiva,ma deschid destul de usor oricui.
92.Puteti folosi punctul 91 in defavoarea mea:))
93.Nu-mi place unde stau desi uneori ma simt norocoasa:D.
94.Sunt foarte complicata B-)..:))
95.Si nu glumesc...
96.Azi vreau ceva si maine poate nu-mi mai place si vreau altceva...
97.Sunt plina de stari:))
98.Mi-e frica cateodata de ce cred altii despre mine...
99.Mi-as dori sa fiu mai sigura pe mine...
100.Ce sa mai...sunt om:).


Mai incolo merge la cine vrea sa ia leapsa...azi sunt darnica:D.

Nu pot sa nu cant cand aud melodia asta\:D/....it gives me a strange feeling;))

Dear Mariela ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Warm tingly sensations,
Entropia






Dear (someone),I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).(12),(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your dog
Red - Our affair is overWhite - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August -When I threw up in your sock drawer
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December -When you smacked my ass

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken-In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - IgnoreRed - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit onBlue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite offOrange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit onOther - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriendWhite - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - Sit onRed – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Sit on
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - Sit onCuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings from your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself


Si da ,e o Leapsa primita de la Patetica;))...i hope i haven`t freaked you out:D.
>:D<